Although our mission is aviation marketing, this week we’re going to start with a story about waiting tables in a restaurant.
Bear with me, there is a point to this story.
When I was in high school, I waited tables at a restaurant.
I noticed that one of the older, wiser waitresses discreetly tipped the hostess. (The person who seats customers, hands them a menu and gets them a beverage.)
I thought it was a nice gesture, after all, I was a still living at home with my parents and was just working for “fun money.” A lot of these people had families to support.
So, I also (discreetly) shared tips with the busboy and the cook. So I slipped each of them about $10 each on the nights that I worked.
But I noticed something. Instead of $80 to $100 per night, I started making $120 to $150 per night. Even though I was “spending” $30 tipping my three co-conspirators, I had stumbled into a very profitable habit.
Why?
The busboy, given a choice, would clear my tables first, making them available for new customers.
If the hostess had any “gray area” about which people to seat where, she would more likely make sure my tables were filled.
The cook suddenly acquired the magical ability to decipher my scribbled handwriting on orders much more accurately, and honored requests for “XTRA CRISPY BACON” and “SAUCE ON THE SIDE.”
This system worked great for me, even though there was some grumbling among the other waitresses and management, and they might have eventually made some rule against it, but it was a short-term job for me anyway.
So, back to aviation marketing.
Most commission and bonus systems we’ve seen have a serious flaw.
By setting up complicated and bureaucratic systems for commissions and bonuses, you’re setting up a complex, antagonistic game that everyone loses.
Every time a new customer comes in the door of some businesses, (or even before the transaction takes place) there are ridiculously Machiavellian games taking place among the sales and marketing staff whose livelihood depends on commission and performance bonuses.
These bizarre machinations may happen in the open around table a company conference room or “under the table;” and might include such shenanigans as these:
I noticed that one of the older, wiser waitresses discreetly tipped the hostess. (The person who seats customers, hands them a menu and gets them a beverage.)
I thought it was a nice gesture, after all, I was a still living at home with my parents and was just working for “fun money.” A lot of these people had families to support.
So, I also (discreetly) shared tips with the busboy and the cook. So I slipped each of them about $10 each on the nights that I worked.
But I noticed something. Instead of $80 to $100 per night, I started making $120 to $150 per night. Even though I was “spending” $30 tipping my three co-conspirators, I had stumbled into a very profitable habit.
Why?
The busboy, given a choice, would clear my tables first, making them available for new customers.
If the hostess had any “gray area” about which people to seat where, she would more likely make sure my tables were filled.
The cook suddenly acquired the magical ability to decipher my scribbled handwriting on orders much more accurately, and honored requests for “XTRA CRISPY BACON” and “SAUCE ON THE SIDE.”
This system worked great for me, even though there was some grumbling among the other waitresses and management, and they might have eventually made some rule against it, but it was a short-term job for me anyway.
So, back to aviation marketing.
Most commission and bonus systems we’ve seen have a serious flaw.
By setting up complicated and bureaucratic systems for commissions and bonuses, you’re setting up a complex, antagonistic game that everyone loses.
Every time a new customer comes in the door of some businesses, (or even before the transaction takes place) there are ridiculously Machiavellian games taking place among the sales and marketing staff whose livelihood depends on commission and performance bonuses.
These bizarre machinations may happen in the open around table a company conference room or “under the table;” and might include such shenanigans as these:
- Ensuring one’s “fingerprints” are all over a transaction by (actually or virtually in the CRM system) having multiple contacts with the prospect toward the end of the sales cycle.
- Influencing whether the transaction takes place this month or next, because it has some bearing in someone’s commission threshold.
- Actively or passively discouraging a customer from making a purchase, only to persuade him to buy something different that happens to have a different compensation structure.
- Byzantine dramas of sales and marketing people with very real or imagined grievances of being “cheated” out of their hard-earned commissions.
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